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A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex
with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal
charges, the woman's name will be published in the local
newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

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A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to
make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions,
or sardines.

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In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
to witness the act.

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In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the
front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.

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In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex
with a virgin under any circumstances.
(including the wedding night)

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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
animal is punishable by death.

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A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a
saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds,
two ounces.

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A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while
fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with
a woman and her daughter at the same time.

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the
examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

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Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide
a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the
law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the
nightshirts.

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In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."

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Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic
law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal
sin to eat its flesh."

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.

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Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally
sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to
jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must
be covered at all times.

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Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching
two people having sex in a car.

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In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his
wife.

 

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is
considered illegal.

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In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex
on the city's airport property.

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

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In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a
truck driver inside a toll booth.

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Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to
furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a
minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a
couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

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During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should
engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless
their car has curtains.

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In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of
beer while lying in bed with his wife.

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam
law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

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A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on
city streets.

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Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to
provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest.
According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are
wearing the nightshirts.

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If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is
having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three
times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the
scene.

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.)

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In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex
with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding
night).

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In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to
have sex without a permit.

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In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his
female partner is having a sexual orgasm.